When your girlfriend tells you 'it's the dog or me' she may not like the answer... Because it's not even a contest no woman should ever become a man and his dog. I'm not sure she was expecting, but it definitely wasn't this. This ad is one of the more witty I've seen when it comes to publicly ending a relationship. But who could say no to that face! The dog's, not hers.

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